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dogsquaw
17-09-2005, 01:13 PM
You Know You're an Internet Addict When...
You find yourself typing 'com' after every full stop when using a word processor.com
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
Your start introducing yourself as 'John at I-I-Net dot com.'
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends have an @ in their name.
You can't call your mother - she doesn't have a modem.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You laugh at people with 2400 modems.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You refer to going to the bathroom as [downloading].
You tell the taxi driver you live at: http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
Your spouse makes a new rule: 'The computer cannot come to bed.'
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode
You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-). #:-(
You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.
Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat..."

BeverleyM
17-09-2005, 01:16 PM
:rotfl:

That last one is soooooo true !!

byron
17-09-2005, 01:19 PM
:clappy: So that's why i'm getting the evil eyes from jane

Tony
17-09-2005, 03:57 PM
Agree with Bev on that last one !

Sensual_em
17-09-2005, 04:15 PM
Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat..."

LMAO is that why Keith bought a laptop then lol
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/17.gif

jld
17-09-2005, 06:28 PM
I've been having to use MSN to get through to my kids for a while now.

Home wireless networks do have their uses. (I can sit in the garage with ours and still access the 'net. :)

Cronus
17-09-2005, 07:25 PM
:rotfl:

Great stuff